If you post your boobs on the internet, I don’t think you’re allowed to be surprised when people notice that you put your boobs on the internet.

October 16th, 2009

cuz the kids are hatin’ the rainy days.

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$129 at H&M? Sure, it’s Jimmy Choo but this is H&M for crying out loud.

A Spice Girls musical? Yeah… no. [ONTD]

Garth Brooks is coming out of retirement. Who else completely forgot about him? [ONTD]

Roman Polanski’s wife beats on a reporter with her motorcycle helmet. [x17]

Everyone’s posting this clip about Tina Fey’s virginity so I will too. [evil beet]

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are still doin’ it because Jennifer Aniston cannot, for the life of her, move past any of her exs. [evil beet]

I love this headline. [the superficial]

Katie Price needs to lock in her funbags. I’m just saying that this look does nothing for her. And what’s with peacock feathers being all the rage for trashy trash trash dresses now? I’ve seen them everywhere. [faded youth]

Meghan McCain is shocked, SHOCKED, that when she posts a picture of her boobs on the internet, people don’t focus on the dvd she was holding. Right. We’re suppose to be looking at that thing in your hands. Uh huh. Sure. [the superficial]

Nicholas Cage is selling his castle. [faded youth]

This is why mixing religion and business can be so silly sometimes. [bronte capital]

Another assault in NYC, this time against an undocumented mexican immigrant, is being investigated as a hate crime. [gothamist]

Also, a local NYC construction company (who is really really really corrupt), was fined for paying white workers $10 a hour more than their latino employees. The firm is also famous for forging crane-safety permits on the black market after NYC had those two fatal crane collapses last year. [gothamist]

Don Rickles upstaged Bye Bye Birdie. [gothamist]

Now I want some velvet cake.

October 15th, 2009

cuz the kids forget that little dogs can actually bite sometimes.

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Alessandra Ambrosio launching Velvet with velvet cake.

Remember that woman in Canada who was suing Keanu Reeves and claiming that he fathered at least one of her adult children? evil beet]

Jessica Simpson is open to online dating. I think it’s going to shock Jessica Simpson when she realizes she’s actually been part of the online dating scene for years. In fact, I bet if you went to match.com right now, you’d find out she has at least forty accounts, she lives in various places in the country, she’s between the ages of 18 and 43, and, for some reason, a lot of her english sounds like Nigeria 419 scam emails. The internet is an amazing place Ms Simpson and you’ve been here awhile. [ONTD]

Penelope Cruz will be making a cameo in Sex and the City 2. Also, did you hear the rumor that Stanford and Anthony get married in the sequel? That’s right. The two guys who couldn’t stand each other, get married. This is the same BS writing that claimed that Steve cheated on Miranda. Lame, lame, lame and stupid. Hmmm. I know too much about this show. [people]

7 minutes behind the scenes of Iron Man 2. [ONTD]

Tracy Morgan hates Cheri Oteri and Chris Kattan. In other news, I would definitely listen to Tracy Morgan reading his own book. In fact, I would probably listen to Tracy Morgan reading the nutritional ingredients in a pre-packaged pizza (because you know that would take awhile). I can’t wait for 30 Rock to start again. [crazy blind item lawyer]

Leona Lewis was PUNCHED IN THE FACE at her own book signing. Seriously, she was punched in the fast. A guy waited in line, gave her his book to sign, and while she signed it, he punched her. Security tackled him and the guy couldn’t stop laughing. Wow. What a surreal thing to happen at a book signing. Leona Lewis is okay but shaken up from the event. [crazy blind item lawyer]

Ralph Lauren is into digitally altering “fat” women and then firing those models who were “too fat”. I understand that the modeling world is brutal but firing a woman who you’ve worked with for 7 years for being “fat” is a mistake. Even if that’s WHY you want to fire her, you don’t come out and say that. You come out and say that you’re moving in a new direction. Sure, we can argue that 5′10″ and 120 isn’t fat – and, of course it isn’t – but I’m less shocked by the firing decision and more shocked by Ralph Lauren’s stupidity in handling this. How dumb can you be? Oh. And the idiots at Ralph Lauren did it again. Seriously, fire that art/advertising/whatever department and replace it with someone who doesn’t mind hiring graphic designers who don’t believe that we all have an inner alien inside us that desperately needs to get out. [crazy blind item lawyer]

Cylons are on the cover of Maxim because, well, why not? Though, to be frank, I’m kinda over the shirts that show the lower part of the boob. It’s been done a million times. I would expect cybernetic beings who, you know, can kill people and transfer their consciousness into new bodies, would have a different revealing fashion standard. But, alas, they are stuck to our limited flesh and blood take on barely-there being the ultimate in sexy/allowing us to not be put in the “adult” section of the newsstand. [ONTD]

California has less smokers than I thought. [paul kedrosky]

I love this sign. [gothamist]

You can get some free gelato today on 2nd Avenue between 55th/56th. [gothamist]

RIP Brendan Mullen

October 14th, 2009

cuz the kids are wondering why the heat coming out of their radiators smells like a mixture of Pine-Sol and Fabreeze.

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January Jones poses for GQ.

A blade-less fan? I need to see this. [news.cnet.com]

The Spice Girls are “reuniting” again. I’m sorry but if you’ve already had one reunion tour, you’re not allowed another one. If you do tour again, you’re officially back together as a group no matter how many years separate the respective events. But as much as I want to dislike the Spice Girls, I just can’t. Spice World has a special place in my heart. [people]

Polaroid is relaunching their One Step camera in 2010. [ONTD]

Liza Minnelli visits the land of Oz. [ONTD]

Eva Longoria announces the Commission for the study for an American Museum of the Latino. You can never go wrong with a Latina in red. [faded youth]

Tyra Banks makes a crap-ton of money. Katherine Heigl makes a lot too. Tina Fey, not so much. [evil beet]

Ugh, who thinks this cover of Stepping Out with the gals from Stargate: Universe is actually sexy? Who? They look like pouty vampires who haven’t had a good nights sleep in days. Change the hue setting on your Photoshop people. Lets see some real color! [ONTD]

Heidi Klum gave birth to a baby girl, who they named Lou, on October 9th. [evil beet]

NBC kicked the stars of Glee out of the Thanksgiving Macy’s Day Parade. [evil beet]

Moses is going to get “retold”. Movie Studios are jumping on the 300 bandwagon (didn’t that movie come out years ago?) and are remaking older movies from a Frank Miller inspired viewpoint. So, in this one, Moses is going to have amazing abs, carry around a large sword, and is going to kick Aaron in the chest before destroying the golden cafe, right? [ONTD]

Christina Hendricks does something that brides should not do – have her breasts fall out of her dress. Large tracts of land should be lock and loaded and not given out for free, in my humble opinion. And even if you consider your bits to be your best feature, when they’re just hanging out, they stop being your best feature and more a liability because people stop looking at you and start looking at them and I’d prefer to attend a wedding where a person is getting married rather than just their body parts. [the superficial]

Fergie is going to be a part owner of the Miami Dolphins now? Interesting. With Marc Anthony and J-Lo, Venus and Serena, and now Fergie, I think I should be given a chance to own the Dolphins as well. I can spare $2.50. That lets me own a shoelace right? [ONTD]

$9.50 for a pair of skinny jeans. I wonder if they make my size. [racked]

Brendan Mullen, founder of the legendary punk club The Masque, died. He was 60 years old. One of his books, We Got the Neutron Bomb: The Untold Story of L.A. Punk, is fantastic. I recommend it. [punk news]

50 years of space travel, one fantastic map showing it all. [io9]

What about cremation? [pictures for sad children]

This is awful – a gay man in College Point was savagely attacked and beaten to near death just for being gay. Two suspects have been arrested and the attack was caught on tape. Local gay leaders are organizing rallies and support. I’ll keep you updated if I hear anything. [gothamist]

Twilight bandaids are pretty genius if you think about it.

October 12th, 2009

cuz the kids ran out of soda and can’t wake up this morning.

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The world could always use more tacky crap.

The 6th Annual Hollywood Style Awards brought out the pretty last night. I had no idea this award show or whatever it is existed and I’m not really feeling Hayden Panettiere but the rest of the stars there aren’t too bad. [faded youth]

Michael Jackson’s “This is It”, his new single, hit the internet this morning. [evil beet]

The anchors on the Today Show travel back in time to the 1970s. [ONTD]

To catch a poop.

October 11th, 2009

cuz the kids are a little busy at the moment.

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I am totally down with this.

Jude Law really is Samantha Burke’s baby’s daddy. [tmz]

Dita Von Teese shooting a cover for Harper’s Bazaar. [ONTD]

Nicholas Cage owes $6.3 million in back taxes. [ONTD]

Anderson Cooper thought the Obama Nobel Peace Prize was a joke. We all did Anderson. We all did. [faded youth]

Souljia Boy was arrested for running from police. I did not know that was a crime. [ONTD]

Eva Longoria talks about buying a small house for her 3rd home since she didn’t need another giant mansion. [ONTD]

Marge Simpson on the cover of Playboy. [ONTD]

Daniel Radcliffe is coming back to Broadway. [ONTD]

Project Runway the video game? What? [ONTD]

United Bamboo’s calendar of cats wearing its clothing is still available to be reserved online. [racked]

Miley Cyrus’s boyfriend told her to delete her twitter account so she did. I bet its to cover his ass for cheating or some other such shenanigans. And since she’s deleted her twitter account, she can’t stop talking about deleting her twitter account. She’s rapped about it, written letters about it, and chatted about it. Ugh. Girl. Deleting a twitter account means you’re suppose to be shuttin’ up, not talking about how you are now shuttin’ up. That is not how it works. [evil beet]

Harry Connick Jr isn’t down with blackface. Thank you Harry. I’m actually glad you did what you did. [faded youth]

Spider-man 4 begins shooting in March. [io9]

I agree with Kevin Smith. Jon Hamm should be Batman and Superman.

October 8th, 2009

cuz the kids doing an amazing rendition of Girlfriend by Avril Lavinge.

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Tina Fey on the cover of Harpers’ Bazaar.

NASA’s lost female astronauts. [wired]

The Warcraft movie is scheduled to come out in 2011 and is titled Wrath of the Lich King. [ONTD]

R. Kelly is supposedly illiterate. [ONTD]

Levi Johnston Johnston’s will be public soon. He’s posing nude for Playgirl. [evil beet]

Kevin Smith thinks Jon Hamm should play Batman AND Superman in the team up movie. [ONTD]

Heidi Klum might be giving birth right now!. [ONTD]

Joseph Fiennes in Esquire. [ONTD]

Bryan Bratt is NOT getting married this year. My report about that was wrong. A story was misquoted or something. [ONTD]

Leighton Meester at Paris Fashion Week. [ONTD]

John Elway is now narrating anti-terrorism videos. The fact that there is a terrorism museum in Denver does not surprise me. [gothamist]

I don’t know who Gong Li is but I love love the cover of Elle China

October 7th, 2009

cuz the kids kept having weird dreams about the Titanic last night.

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Gong Li in Elle China.

The Best Flag in the World. [kottke]

James Blunt was supposedly dumped by his girlfriend because he liked to work while she was under the misguided impression that James actually practiced what he sings. He’s song writer – that is what he practices. [ONTD]

Ralph Lauren doesn’t really like having their bad photoshop jobs being pointed out in public. [photoshop disasters]

Unemployment benefits have a chance at being extended this week. Federal lawmakers might vote on a bill in the 2nd half of this week. [gothamist]

I’m going to make my own donut burger very soon.

October 6th, 2009

cuz the kids didn’t get picked for a jury :(

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Supermodel be pregnant, looks incredible.

When will the bacon donut burger come to NYC? [gothamist]

Sad Panda is back and is still sad. [gothamist]

Tyler Perry had a very abusive young childhood and was molested as well. [crazy blind item lawyer]

Justin Timberlake’s grandmother has supposedly confirmed that Justin and Jessica are over. Supposedly Justin likes being friends with his ex’s (except Britney) which means that he’s just hanging around Jessica Biel to lead her on, annoy her, etc etc. Poor gal. [faded youth]

Lily Allen rocking on the runway for Chanel in Paris. [evil beet]

Mel Gibson’s DUI has been expunged from his record. Nevar forget. [wwtdd]

Heidi Klum is taking Seal’s last name which is…. I have no idea. A blank space? He’s Seal for crying out loud. He has no other name. [ONTD]

George Michael is single. I had no idea he was coupled up for the last 13 years. Erup. [ONTD]

Bryant Batt is getting married! (He’s Sal from Mad Men btw). Rumors are for a Christmas wedding. [ONTD]

Tegan and Sarah have posted a new single from their upcoming album. [punk news]

115,000 albums were released in 2008. Only 6,000 sold more than 1000 copies (5.2%). 110 sold over 250,000 (.09%). [punk news]

GASTON!

October 5th, 2009

cuz the kids have to report back at 10 am tomorrow.

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Gaston.

Nichole Richie was rear ended by a papparrazi today and, after complaining about neck pain, went to the hospital. The guy who hit her was driving without a license. [people]

Eveyone hated the new fashion line that Lindsay Lohan “inspired” but I’m with crazy blind item lawyer – she wasn’t the designer, the was a “collaborator”. The designer should have had final say over the pieces and if they didn’t, they should be fired from the label for letting a “inspiration” dictate their work. Haven’t they seen the Project Runway episode where the contestants were forced to design wedding dress that their 15 year old models wanted? Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. [crazy blind item lawyer]

Courtney Cox picks Zac Efron as her “cougar” pick. Doesn’t her 7 year old daughter like him too? Creepy. [people]

Coach is suing Target for the 2nd time in 3 years. [racked]

Chris North is engaged. [evil beet]

David Letterman is going to publicly apologize to his staff and his wife for what he admitted last Thursday. [faded youth]

This is depressing if you’re unemployed. [the big picture]

I wish my facebook friends feed was more like this. [io9]

A T Rex with a horn!. [amnh]

If buying a brownie at a bake sale is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

October 4th, 2009

cuz the kids have jury duty tomorrow so these posts will be showing up the night before they usually do.

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Still from Clash of the Titans.

Gwen Stefani celebrated her 40th birthday. [ONTD]

Stargate: Universe debuted to the strongest ratings for Syfy network since 2005. [ONTD]

Liza Minnelli is going to cover “Single Ladies” during a lavish wedding scene in Sex and the City 2. [ONTD]

T Pain celebrated his birthday with a big ass cake. [ONTD]

No more public school bake sales :( [gothamist]